GTA.LOADING LOS ASS SANTOS
GOOD TROUBLE TAKES TIME
STORY MODE ONLINE
CITY OF LOS ASS SANTOS 34.0522° N / 118.2437° W
NEW GAMETHE UNOFFICIAL CITY OF BAD DECISIONS
GTAGrand Theft Ass

BIG CITY.
BIGGER PLANS.

Six ridiculous missions. One unforgettable city. No tutorial for this kind of trouble.

STORY PROGRESS
0 / 6
CITY LIVE / ON AIR
SUNSET STRIP // SIDE QUEST

THE CITY HAS OTHER PLANS

Side quests never sleep. Some just wear sunglasses.

◉ LIVE EVENT DETECTED0/4 JOBS
◉ CITY RADARL.A.S. 01:04
★0 REPUTATION◉ LIVE MAP
© GRAND THEFT ASS · PARODY EXPERIENCEWASD? NAH. JUST CLICK.SELECT YOUR MISSION →
STORY MODE MISSION BOARD

CHOOSE YOUR MISSION.

All legends start with a bad idea. Pick yours.

LOS ASS SANTOS
06 OPERATIONS00 COMPLETED
◉ SELECT A MISSION FOR OBJECTIVES, REWARDS AND A VERY QUESTIONABLE BRIEFING.
L.A.S. GPS SATELLITE FEED

THE CITY IS YOURS.

Select a pink marker to jump into a mission.

MAP STATUS
CONNECTEDLOCAL CITY SIMULATION
N ↑◄ 500 M ►
LOS ASS SANTOS
TACTICAL MAP
AVAILABLE LOCATIONS 06 / TOTAL
CITY MAP IS A PLAYFUL FICTIONAL DEMO. NO REAL-WORLD LOCATION TRACKING.
FREE ROAM LIVE CITY FEED BROADCASTING

LOS ASS SANTOS IS ALIVE.

Forget the script. The city has side quests, ridiculous errands and its own hotline.

CITY STATUS
SUNSET MODEFICTIONAL LOCAL SIMULATION
● OPEN WORLD / SIMULATIONCITY TIME · 20:06WARM NEON BREEZE
LOS ASS SANTOS — LIVECAM 03 / SUNSET STRIP
THIS CITY'S GOT ATTITUDE

ALL ASS.
NO BRAKES.

More side quests than good judgment. Take a job and leave a mark.

24° ASS // 86° VICE
WORLD EVENTS ONYOUR REPUTATION 0000SIDE JOBS 00/04
STREET ACTIVITYTHE CITY DOESN'T CLOCK OUT
◉ LIVE
ACTIVITY FEED · SIMULATED
VICE NEWS 86
CITY HALL ANNOUNCES EMERGENCY SHORTAGE OF GOOD IDEAS
● LIVE
SOCIAL CLUB THE CREW

NO ONE RIDES ALONE.

Send an invitation. Build your most questionable crew.

SOCIAL CLUB
RECRUITMENT OPENINVITATIONS / DEMO
LOS ASS SANTOS // RECRUITMENT
WANTEDGOOD COMPANY.BAD INFLUENCE.
YOUR NAME'S ON THE LIST. ★ ★ ★ ★ ★
NEW CREW INVITATION

CALL YOUR
PARTNER IN CRIME.

PERSONAL INVITE CODELAS-0000★ LOS ASS SANTOS SOCIAL CLUB ★

Copy an invitation to share with friends. V2 is a single-player browser demo; there is no live multiplayer or account system yet.

PHOTO MODE SCENE COLLECTION

POSTCARDS FROM VICE.

All the sunset, none of the consequences.

CAMERA ROLL
06 PHOTOSCLICK TO ENLARGE
POLICE DATABASE CLASSIFIED FILE

PUBLIC ENEMY NO. 01.

Wanted for suspiciously good vibes and grand plans.

WANTED
Vice City inspired GTA heroine poster
CASE # GTA-1986-ASS
LOS ASS SANTOS POLICE DEPARTMENT

THE CHARGES?

Operating a suspiciously shiny car. Excessive confidence. Collecting more side quests than anyone asked for.

  • ALIASTHE MAIN CHARACTER
  • WANTED LEVEL★★★★★
  • LAST SPOTTEDWHEREVER THE SUN SETS
  • BOUNTYONE VERY GOOD STORY
PLAYER FILE PERSONAL STATS

YOUR LEGEND.

Los Ass Santos remembers everything... in this browser.

Player avatarPLAYER 01STORY MODE

NEWCOMER → LEGEND

0MISSIONS CLEARED
0REPUTATION
0%STORY COMPLETE
NEW · ASS POINTS0CITY LIVE EVENTS0 / 4

Complete missions to earn local reputation and unlock the secret location.

FREE PLAY THE ARCADE

NO RULES. JUST PLAY.

Play the city’s most questionable arcade classics. No coins required.

COIN-OP CLUB
04 CHALLENGESREPLAY ANYTIME
★ ★ ★
VICE CITY ARCADE
SELECT YOUR CABINET
✉
NEW MESSAGE · MIAThe city is waiting. Check your phone.
DispatchINCOMING CALL / MIAHey, rookie. Got a minute?
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